Children's Bill of Rights
DON'T MESS WITH MOM OR DAD!
My son came home from school
one day, with a smirk upon his face.
Guess what I learned in Civics
Two, that's taught by Mr. Right?
It says I need not clean my
room, don't have to cut my hair.
I have freedom from
religion, and regardless what you say,
I can wear earrings if I
want, and pierce my tongue &nose.
And if you ever spank
me, I'll charge you with a crime.
Don't you ever touch
me, my body's only for my use,
Don't preach about your
morals, like your Mama did to you.
Mom, I have these children's
rights, so you can't influence me,
Of course my first instinct
was to toss him out the door.
I mulled it over
carefully, I couldn't let this go.
Next day I took him
shopping at the local Goodwill Store.
I've called and checked with
C.S.D. who said they didn't care
I've canceled that
appointment to take your driver's test.
I said "No time to stop
and eat, or pick up stuff to munch.
Just save the raging
appetite, and wait till dinner time.
He asked "Can I please
rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?
I also rented out your
room, you'll take the couch instead.
Your clothing won't be trendy
now, I'll choose what we eat.
I'm selling off your jet
ski, dirt-bike &roller blades.
Hey hot shot, are you
crying, Why are you on your knees?