The Lord's Prayer (Conversation with God)
This is in two parts, the prayer ( in black type ) and GOD ( in red type) in response.
Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
But -- you called ME!
Called you? No, I didn't call you. I'm praying.
Our Father who art in Heaven.
There -- you did it again!
Called ME. You said, "Our Father who art in Heaven" Well, here I
But I didn't mean anything
by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers
Well, all right. Go on.
Okay, Hallowed be thy name . .
Hold it right there. What do you mean by that?
By "Hallowed be thy name"?
It means, it means... good
grief, I don't know what it means.
It means Honored, Holy, Wonderful.
Hey, that makes sense. I
never thought about what 'hallowed' meant
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.
Do you really mean that?
Sure, why not?
What are you doing about it?
Doing? Why, nothing, I
guess. I just think it would be kind of neat if you
Yes, I know; but, have I got control of you?
Well, I go to church.
isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper?
Now hold on just a minute!
Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of
Excuse ME. I thought you were praying for my will to be done. If
that is to
Oh, all right. I guess I
do have some hang-ups. Now that you mention it, I
So could I.
I haven't thought about it
very much until now, but I really would like to
Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together -- You
and ME. I'm
Look, Lord, if you don't
mind, I need to finish up here.
Give us this day, our daily bread.
You need to cut out the bread. You're overweight as it is.
Hey, wait a minute! What
is this? Here I was doing my religious duty, and
Praying is a dangerous thing. You just might get what you ask
Keep praying. ( ...pause... ) Well, go on.
I'm scared to.
Scared? Of what?
I know what you'll say.
Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us.
What about Ann?
See? I knew it! I knew you
would bring her up! Why, Lord, she's told lies
But -- your prayer -- What about your prayer?
I didn't -- mean it.
Well, at least you're honest. But, it's quite a load carrying
Yes, but I'll feel better
as soon as I get even with her. Boy, have I got
you won't feel any better. You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't
You can? How?
Forgive Ann. Then, I'll forgive you; And the hate and the sin,
Oh, you know, you're
right. You always are. And more than I want revenge, I
All right, all right . I forgive her.
There now! Wonderful! How do you feel?
Hmmm. Well, not bad. Not
bad at all! In fact, I feel pretty great! You
Yeah, I know.
But, you're not through with your prayer are you? Go on.
Oh, all right.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Good! Good! I'll do that. Just don't put yourself in a place
What do you mean by that?
You know what I mean.
Yeah. I know. Okay.
Go ahead. Finish your prayer.
For Thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
Do you know what would bring me glory -- What would really make me happy?
No, but I'd like to know.
I want to please you now. I've really made a
YOU just did.